What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 10:56

Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
A View to a Kill
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
-All the bad guys are black.